If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
What do you do when you’re hurt and the one you want to run to…is the one who hurt you?
"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
Plus the sequel “we never got closure”
And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”